Fandango’s Comedy Show

Cows on Vacation!

Q: Where do cows go for vacation?A: Moo York City! (Raquel, Age 8) Q: Why was the hockey arena so cold?A: Because all the fans were there! (Taysia, Age 11) Knock! Knock!Who's there? Zucchini.Zucchini who? Zucchini poopoo! (Dylan, Age 6) Knock! Knock!Who's there? Interrupting cow.Interrupting co--- Moo! (Brian, Age 10) Q: Why do lumber jacks…

Fandango's Comedy Show

Angry Pea!

Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?A: The thesaurus! Knock! Knock!Who’s there? Dozen.Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in? Q: What is the strongest animal?A: A snail. He carries his house on his back! Q: What kind of plates do they use on Venus?A: Flying saucers! Knock! Knock!Who’s there? Lettuce.Lettuce Who? Lettuce…

Fandango's Comedy Show

Plane Crash!

DID YOU KNOW? What you see above is some original art when Fandango was in the early stages of being developed!Brain Teaser: If a plane crashes in the middle of the border between US and Canada, where do they bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors. Q: Where do cows…

Fandango's Comedy Show

Cinderella Plays Soccer?

"You’ve been a great crowd! I’ve got a few more for you!" Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?A: She was always running away from the ball! (Michelle, Age 10) Q: What did the banana say to the apple?A: Nothing! Banana’s can’t talk! (Jeremy, Age 12) Q:…