If you’re looking for a few hints to help you find items on the map in Issue #60, you’ve come to the right place! Hopefully you can check them all off.
McMelon Elementary – large school just below the GALAXY BURGERS billboard
Grandma M’s Garden – bottom right corner
Hat Boutique – this building got cut off unfortunately, the map is bigger than what was printed in the magazine; but you can barely see the ON TOP sign at the very bottom that’s slightly to the right of the centre Continue reading
Mis amigos! It’s your friend, Fandango! Here’s a joke I received from Seth, Age 5. Knock Knock? Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla of my dreams! Ha-kawaka-kakakaka… not sure I get that one, but let’s laugh anyways! Thanks Seth and remember to keep sending in your jokes! Hasta Luego!
Do you know much about dinosaurs? Usually, when you hear the word Dinosaur, you imagine aggressive carnivorous ones. But studying more about them, you can find many herbivorous dinosaurs as well. Those are the ones that are more relaxed and eat grass and other vegetation! If you can answer these questions below right or even most of them, you are on your way to being a dinosaur expert! The answers can be found at the bottom of the blog.
Hola mis amigos! It’s me Fandango! Hey, I’ve got a good one for you. There are two beans, and they’re talking, and the one bean says to the other bean,” So, how’ve you bean?” Ha-kawaka-doodle-doo! Oh, that one makes me laugh like a rooster every time!
See if you can find 15 differences between the first drawing and the second? Try to not look at the answers at the bottom of the screen until you think you’ve found them all!
Guess the pictures, then add or subtract letters to form words on the blank spaces that are ‘simple machines’. Each blank space is for one letter. If you have it right, the word should fit perfectly on the blank spaces. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and keep the answer key covered at the bottom until you’re ready to check. Good-luck! Continue reading
You’ve been a great crowd! Gracias to my friends who gave me a few gags and riddles!
Q: What did the banana say to the vampire?
A: Nothing! Banana’s don’t talk! (Jeremy, Age 12)
Q: Which ice cream do whales like best?
Who’s there? Ducks go.
Ducks go who? No! Ducks don’t go ‘who’, owls do! (Casey, Age 10)
Hola, Mis Amigos! I am your feathered pal, Fandango. You’ll find me often doing a show at the Last Laugh Comedy Club in Midtown. Here are a few little chucklers for you to enjoy!
Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?
A: The thesaurus!
Who’s there? Dozen.
Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Q: What is the strongest animal?
A: A snail. He carries his house on his back!
Q: What kind of plates do they use on Venus?
A: Flying saucers! Continue reading