Polar Bears!

Hola mis amigos! It’s me Fandango! Nice to see you again! What do you call a fairy who hasn’t had a wash for a week? Stinkerbell…Hakawakaka!

Q: Why don’t polar bears eat fast food?
A: Because they can’t run quick enough to catch it!

Q: What do you call a polar bear who is wearing earmuffs?
A: Anything you want because he can’t hear you! (Julie, Age 11)

Q: Why don’t polar bears enjoy wearing snow boots?
A: They prefer to go bear-foot!

Q: How do polar bears catch fish for supper?
A: With their bear hands!

Q: What did the frog say to the waiter?
A: Can I have some flies with that??! (Zachary, Age 9)

Sarah: OUCH!
Pete: What’s wrong?
Sarah: I smelled the brose!
Pete: There’s no ‘b’ in ‘rose’
Sarah: There was in THIS one! (Madison, Age 11)

Q: How do you poke your head through a hole this big? (make your fingers into a circle with one hand)
A: Like this! (put those fingers on your forehead and with another finger, poke your head through the hole) (Richard, Age 12)

Q: How do you fit 1000 Pikatchus on a bus?
A: You Pok-em-on! (Jordan, Age 10)

Q: What does the dog say to the tree?
A: I like your bark! (Noah, Age 6)

Hakawakaka!

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