Cows on Vacation!

Q: Where do cows go for vacation?
A: Moo York City! (Raquel, Age 8)

Q: Why was the hockey arena so cold?
A: Because all the fans were there! (Taysia, Age 11)

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Zucchini.
Zucchini who? Zucchini poopoo! (Dylan, Age 6)

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Interrupting cow.
Interrupting co— Moo! (Brian, Age 10)

Q: Why do lumber jacks love computers?
A: They like to log on! (Chris, Age 12)

Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: To get his trunk! (Chantelle, Age 8)

Q: There’s two birds on a branch. Pete and Repeat. Pete falls off. Who’s left?
A: Repeat! (Keep repeating the joke until they clue in; Sasha, Age 12)

Q: How does a butcher introduce his wife?
A: Meet Patty! (Emma, Age 8)

Q: Have you heard about the new Dracula doll?
A: Wind it up and it bites Barbie on the neck! (Conner, Age 10)

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop! (Matt, Age 7)

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