Angry Pea!

Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?
A: The thesaurus!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Dozen.
Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in?

Q: What is the strongest animal?
A: A snail. He carries his house on his back!

Q: What kind of plates do they use on Venus?
A: Flying saucers!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Lettuce.
Lettuce Who? Lettuce in and you’ll find out!

Q: What did the flower say to the bike?
A: Petal!

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator!

Q: What do call an angry pea?
A: Grump-pea!

Q: Why did the man run around his bed?
A: Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A neck-tarine!

Q: What illness do martial artists get?
A: Kung – Flu!

Q: Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
A: Because they’d crack each other up!

Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A: Unhoppy!

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