Cinderella Plays Soccer?

“You’ve been a great crowd! I’ve got a few more for you!”

Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
A: She was always running away from the ball! (Michelle, Age 10)

Q: What did the banana say to the apple?
A: Nothing! Banana’s can’t talk! (Jeremy, Age 12)

Q: Why was the broom late for breakfast?
A: Because he overswept! (Kira, Age 5)

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A: Frost-bite. (Ryan, Age 11)

Two kids are sitting in a class about to write a test. The teacher tells the class ‘We’ll write this test, rain or shine!’. One kid starts laughing, and the other looks at him like he’s nuts. “Why are you so happy?” he asks, The smiling kid replies “Because it’s SNOWING out.” (Nathan, Age 11)

Knock, Knock whose there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go ‘who’ silly, they go ‘moo!’ (Ashley, Age 9)

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide! (Paul, Age 9)

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones!

Q: What has two arms but no feet?
A: A clock! (Brenna, Age 13)

Q: What’s yellow and smells like blue paint?
A: Yellow paint! (Zack, Age 10)

Q: What is red, orange and crawls along the ground? 
A: A wounded cheezie! (Carson, Age 10)

Q: Did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don’t look, I’m changing! (Leanne, Age 8)

Q: What is the smartest type of bug?
A: A Mosquito! They Add to your frustration, they Subtract your blood, they Divide your attention and they Multiply in population. (Jordan, Age 10)

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