Fandango’s Laugh #4

Mis amigos! It’s your friend, Fandango! Here’s a joke I received from Seth, Age 5. Knock Knock? Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla of my dreams! Ha-kawaka-kakakaka…  not sure I get that one, but let’s laugh anyways! Thanks Seth and remember to keep sending in your jokes! Hasta Luego!

Q: What is Willy Wonka’s walking stick made of?
A: Sugar cane! (Emily, Age 7)

Q: What does a banana do when it gets sun burned?
A: It peels! (Paige, Age 9)

Knock Knock!
Who’s there? Leaf.
Leaf who? Leaf me alone! (Shylana, Age 9)

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Abby.
Abby who? Abby Birthday to you! (Abigail, Age 9)

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Sheep.
Sheep who? Oooo! You said sheep poo! (Naomi, Age 9)

Q: Have you heard the joke about the rope?
A: Just skip it! (Carley, Age 11)

Q: What do you call a mouse the size of an elephant?
A: Enor-mouse! (Jesse, Age 10)

Knock Knock!
Who’s there? You.
You who? What?! (Emily, Age 9)

Q: Why did a guy have a goose in his car?
A: Because his horn was broken! (Emily, Age 9)

Sam: Doctor! Doctor! Help me!
Doctor: What’s wrong, son?
Sam: My ear is ringing!!!
Doctor: Well, then hurry up and answer it! (Emily, Age 11)

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck! (Arianna, Age 12)

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