Fandango’s Laugh #3

130916_2Hola mis amigos! It’s me Fandango! Hey, I’ve got a good one for you. There are two beans, and they’re talking, and the one bean says to the other bean,” So, how’ve you bean?” Ha-kawaka-doodle-doo! Oh, that one makes me laugh like a rooster every time!

Q: Where do cows go for vacation?
A: Moo York City! (Raquel, Age 8)

Q: Why was the hockey arena so cold?
A: Because all the fans were there! (Taysia, Age 11)

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Zucchini.
Zucchini who? Zucchini poopoo! (Dylan, Age 6)

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Interrupting cow.
Interrupting co-Moo! (Brian, Age 10)

Q: Why do lumber jacks love computers?
A: They like to log on! (Chris, Age 12)

Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: To get his trunk! (Chantelle, Age 8)

Q: There’s two birds on a branch. Pete and Repeat. Pete falls off who’s left?
A: Repeat! (Keep repeating the joke until they clue in; Sasha, Age 12)

Q: How does a butcher introduce his wife?
A: Meet Patty! (Emma, Age 8)

Q: Have you heard about the new Dracula doll?
A: Wind it up and it bites Barbie on the neck! (Conner, Age 10)

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop! (Matt, Age 7)

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