Ha-kawaka-doodle-doo! You’ve been a great crowd, mis amigos! I’m Fandango, and thanks for dropping into my show. The Last Laugh Comedy Club is some of the best entertainment that you’ll find in the city! Here are a few more laughs before you leave. But be sure to come back, there’s always more!

 

Fandango’s Show

lastlaughQ: What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
A:  About 3,000 miles!

There are two beans, and they’re talking, and the one bean says to the other bean, “So, how’ve you bean?”

Brain Teaser: If  a plane crashes in the middle of the border between US and Canada, where do they bury the survivors? You don’t bury survivors.

Q: Where do cows love to go on dates?
A: To the moo-moo moo-vies! (Alysa, Age 10)

Q: What do you call a funny book about eggs?
A: A yolk book! (Shola, Age 8)

Q: Why DIDN’T the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have the guts! (Jacob, Age 10)

Q: Why was the baby strawberry crying?
A: His parents were in a jam! (Emily, Age 8)

Q: Why was the broom late for breakfast?
A: Because he over-swept! (Kira, Age 5)

Q: What did the postage stamp say to the envelope?
A: Stick with me and we’ll go places! (Nicole, Age 12)

Q: Why does a flamingo lift up only one leg?
A: Because if he lifted up both legs, it would fall over! (Liana, Age 11)

Send your Jokes!

Hakawakaka! Send your jokes, laughs or anything that keeps you shakin’ and they’ll go in BAZOOF! in my next show, on this page, or in the B! Blog. Hasta Luego!