Mis amigos! It’s your friend, Fandango! Here’s a joke I received from Seth, Age 5. Knock Knock? Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla of my dreams! Ha-kawaka-kakakaka… not sure I get that one, but let’s laugh anyways! Thanks Seth and remember to keep sending in your jokes! Hasta Luego!
Hola mis amigos! It’s me Fandango! Hey, I’ve got a good one for you. There are two beans, and they’re talking, and the one bean says to the other bean,” So, how’ve you bean?” Ha-kawaka-doodle-doo! Oh, that one makes me laugh like a rooster every time!
Q: What did the banana say to the vampire?
A: Nothing! Banana’s don’t talk! (Jeremy, Age 12)
Q: Which ice cream do whales like best?
Who’s there? Ducks go.
Ducks go who? No! Ducks don’t go ‘who’, owls do! (Casey, Age 10)
Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?
A: The thesaurus!
Who’s there? Dozen.
Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Q: What is the strongest animal?
A: A snail. He carries his house on his back!
Q: What kind of plates do they use on Venus?
A: Flying saucers! Continue reading