Q: What did the banana say to the vampire?
A: Nothing! Banana’s don’t talk! (Jeremy, Age 12)
Q: Which ice cream do whales like best?
Who’s there? Ducks go.
Ducks go who? No! Ducks don’t go ‘who’, owls do! (Casey, Age 10)
Q: What does an elf make his sandwiches out of?
Riddle: What has four eyes but can’t see?
Riddle: What has a face but can’t smile?
Answer: A clock.
Riddle: What is little, sticks to things, and can go many places?
Answer: A stamp.
Riddle: What dog can’t chase after a stick?
Answer: A hot dog. (Justus, Age 6)
Q: What kind of license does a refrigerator have?
A: A license to chill! (Hope, Age 11)
Q: What is smarter than a talking horse?
A: A spelling bee! (Brooklyn, Age 9)
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